5 Ways To Actually Have A Date Night With Your Spouse After You’ve Given...
When you’re unencumbered by children, the idea of a “date night” seems ridiculous. Back in the days before we had kids, date night was every night! Spontaneity was the name of the game; if the desire...
View ArticleHell Is Real And It’s Trying To Feed A Picky Eater
If Hell exists, then I’m almost positive it includes an eternity of eating dinner with a toddler. Only a year ago the Muffin Man was eating everything I put in front of him except avocado. If you can...
View Article6 Reasons You Don’t Need a Delivery Room Glam Squad
The other day I was cruising the interwebs while my children were watching TV (don’t judge – Mommy needed a break) when I came across an article about women hiring “glam squads” for their delivery room...
View ArticleLet’s Get Drunk And Talk About Miscarriage
I’ve invented a new drinking game. Here’s how to play: If you’ve had a miscarriage, take a shot. If you’ve had more than one miscarriage, take another shot. Three or more miscarriages, take another...
View ArticleNo Toddlers, No Shirt, No Service: 6 Reasons Why Being A Server Is The Best...
It is my personal belief that everyone should have to work in the restaurant business at least once in her life. Why, you ask? Mainly because I think it’s an excellent window into both the best and the...
View ArticleThe Honest, Hilarious Truth: Your Anniversary Before Kids VS. Your...
Today is our ninth wedding anniversary. Considering we live in LA, where people trade spouses like baseball cards, that’s a pretty impressive number. This kind of longevity calls for some serious...
View Article5 Things To Know About Your First Visit From Aunt Flo After Giving Birth
The first post baby visit from Aunt Flo always takes me by surprise. You’d think that since this isn’t my first time at the childbirth rodeo I would remember what it’s like, but I guess the whole...
View Article5 Ways Motherhood Absolutely Changed My Fabulous Lifestyle (Dinner at 4pm,...
Back before I had kids, and even when I was pregnant, the Hubs and I used to talk about how we would never let parenthood significantly change our lifestyle. We thought for sure that all these people...
View ArticleA Play-by-Play Of What A Sick Day With A Toddler Looks Like
Preschool is a wonderful, fabulous, heavenly place where your kid goes for part of the day and interacts with his peers. It’s where children learn to share things, like toys and books and lots and lots...
View Article6 Weird Things Kids Do That Every Parent Remembers
They say that you lose a percentage of brain cells every time you have a child, and based on how many times a day I misplace my keys I think this is definitely true. It’s purely a case of survival of...
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5 Easy Tips To Conquer The Panic Of Packing Lunch For Your Preschooler
I think we can all agree that I am not a domestic goddess. I would like to be a woman who can clean and cook and make holiday decorations out of a used milk carton and a couple of pipe cleaners, but...
View ArticleTalking To My Toddler Son About His “Peanut” AKA Private Parts
I’ve now reached the stage of parenting in which I’m supposed to start talking with my son about his private parts. Setting aside the fact that I feel as though I just gave birth to the Muffin Man,...
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